We hope your 2013 is amazing!
1. Each download to come with free hug emoticon
2. Talk out band issues onstage
3. Regularly polish fretboards with tuna sandwiches for extra funk
4. Ask ourselves “What would GWAR do?”
5. Sell souls to contribute to more needy band’s artistry
6. Backmask fundamentalist Christian messages into music to scare jaded old rockers
7. Use tip money only for top-grade narcotics
8. Form new multi-media genre “tweet opera” for the attention-span challenged
9. Direct correlation between band pay and band nudity
10. One word: Zither!